The Stag Night is the rapidly becoming a lads week away.
Some blokes prefer the last night of freedom down the pub with his mates, for others it's a weekend away and a flight to somewhere that nobody knows who you are !
Some secrets are best kept between the boys who were there at the time, other stories need to be shared with the world.
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Trevor's mates flew him up to Edinburgh for the stag weekend where Julian, the best man, had arranged a Scottish Highland Games challenge for all the lads. Upon arrival, the unassuming Stag was presented with a lovely Batman outfit, which he was forced to wear throughout the Haggis tossing, caber tossing and all of the other Highland Games. Julian tells us that Trevor was the biggest tosser of the day, and won the competition hands down.
We can see clearly why that was.
Having spent the afternoon in the Highlands, the boys on the stag do headed into the town centre for an indoor barbeque at a local restaurant, followed by a pub crawl, ended in one of the city's nightclubs. Apparently the Batman costume was removed by the Stag before they headed to the bars, only to be replaced by the usual antlers for the evening - Great stag night story boys - well done!
Pierre Swart of Hornchurch, Essex.
His "mates" took him to Berlin and dressed him as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.
Berlin didn't know what to think - people stopping in the street, children desperate to look away, cars honking their horns.
"Don't think the Germans knew what to think, there were 10 of us strolling down a busy shopping street looking for a decent bar to take our stag to, and Pierre seemed to be enjoying it."
"Worst part of the entire stag weekend was the point when we stopped to play pool, watching the stag bending down to take a shot was hideous for any poor soul standing behind him."
The outfit was meant for a fun night at home with the wife - it was a ladies size 10 - the platted hair was his own (maybe).
Warren Frost of Upminster, Essex.
3 nights in Italy, an Indian headdress, some angel wings, blue speedos, pink flowery flip-flops ..... imaginative stag outfit of the year award.
"The Italians didn't get the joke at all, they just thought he was dressed like this out of choice."
Complete with spray on glitter, Rimini thought the men from YMCA had hit the town when Warren was casually strolling from bar to bar."
He brought it on himself really, Warren had opted for three best men instead of the traditional one.
They got together, threw a few ideas into the hat and concocted this little delightful stag do outfit.
Truth is that Warren decided to pack his stag outfit for the flight home, and wears it once a year with pride in Brighton - talk about getting your monies worth out of your stag night.
Richard Paul of Chelmsford.
Surely this is normal dress for a sunny stag weekend in Ibiza ?
Blending in nicely with the party-goers in Ibiza, this stag spent time on his weekend away dressed as some strange drag queen. Complete with stockings and suspenders and a delightful black wig (unless that is his real barnet ?)
"Loved the pink flip-flops, and got some great attention whilst strolling along San Antonio's beach front" Said the stag weekend's unfortunate groom to be.
"We sat and enjoyed the West Ham v Man Utd game in the bar, but I will still outshone but the German bloke in the thong by the hotel pool"
I guess as far as stag parties in Ibiza go, the sunny island has seen them all. However, we're sure this is one stag party story that will leave some blokes quivering in their boots if they've got their weekend coming up.
Can you guys beat this stag night story?
This is a photo from a four day stag party where a group of lads arranged a stag-do to celebrate the imminent marriage of one of their mates.
Basically they rented a midget for the four days and handcuffed him to the stag.
They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a smurf and the poor guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for four days to the stag party.
The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same) but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, pee etc etc.
Apparently no midgets were harmed during the weekend.
This has got to be one of the best stag pranks ever. Good work fellas - can any of you Essex Boys send us a stag night story to beat this one ?
And what happened to the old saying: "What goes on the stag, stays on the stag."
Genius.
Comments
paul mcdonald
15 Mar 2010, 20:36
can anyone give me a number or website where i can hire a midget please.
Tim Smith
06 May 2010, 15:48
Richard Paul of Chelmsford looks like my old mate..........
Ginge
11 Jul 2010, 09:15
Don't recognise that particular dwarf but there is another guy that does
the same thing... www.nickthedwarf.com
