Top 10 worst wedding photos
By admin on Oct 7, 2009 in Wedding Funny Business
Top 10 Worst Wedding Photos
Yesterday we blogged about the newlyweds who sued their wedding photographer over his pathetic attempt to capture their special day on film. But that article left us thinking, what are the worst wedding photos of all time ?
So here we’ve compiled our worst 10 wedding photographs for your amusement
Number 10 – Drunken Bride
Looks to us that this bride would rather spend her big day with her big bottle rather then her new husband.

Boozy Bride
Number 9 – The Happy Couple
This wedding photo clearly captured the magic of the day, with the beaming bride delighted at her choice of husband.

The Happy Couple
Number 8 – Half a wedding dress
The wedding photographer snapped away whilst the bride suddenly realised she’d only ordered half a wedding dress.

The garter is the same size as the skirt
Number 7 – Bridal Bathroom
“Dear wedding photographer, please ensure you take plenty of photos of me and my bridesmaids relaxing before the ceremony.”

Who's holding the toilet paper ?
Number 6 – Katie Price aka Jordan
Yes, well, Katie’s wedding dress choice proved everything we need to know about that girl’s sophistication.

Remember those knitted toilet roll holders ?
Number 5 – Stripper’s Wedding Dress
I bet the groom loved this dress, and his mates, and their football buddies, just not her new mother in law perhaps.

Wedding Bikini
Number 4 – Beached Whale spoils wedding day
The wedding photographer wasn’t quite alert enough to pause whilst this lady walked through the background. Some Photoshop editing required here.

Porkie Passer By
Number 3 – Groom snogs Best Man
Probably the least flattering wedding photo of all time, how to make the bridal party all look stupid at once.

I love you man, I've always loved you
Number 2 – Class and Decorum on your Wedding Day
The photographer needed no zoom lens here, it was obvious who the “happy pair” where.

What a happy couple
And at Number 1 - The wedding photograph that has to be the worst of all time, just imagine the bride’s face when she sat down to look at her wedding photos after returning from her happy honeymoon.

Bum Deal for the Bride
Think you’ve seen worst wedding photographs ? Leave your comments below and we’ll try and beat these 10 howlers soon.


Holy Cow ! There are some terrible photographs here. Think I’ll speak to my wedding photographer quickly to ensure he knows what he’s doing !
Sally | Oct 7, 2009 | Reply
What on earth was that girl thinking in photo number 2 – that has to be the worst wedding dress ever. Would love to know which country she is from, she should of just gone topless.
Amy T | Oct 8, 2009 | Reply
The best one is number 4 – hilarious. I’m sure the photographer must of deliberately taken that one just for a giggle.
Also, in number 8, I think that man is marrying his brother.
Jessica | Oct 8, 2009 | Reply
Can that last photograph be real ? I’m sure the groom must of been aware of people around him – maybe not as most blokes just think they can get away with it. What a total loser.
Tina Wright | Oct 14, 2009 | Reply
My word, there are some shockers in there!
Toptableplanner | Oct 16, 2009 | Reply
The one on the loo is brilliant, it’s natural not the worst.
Julie Rolph | Oct 16, 2009 | Reply
That is a brilliant collection of disasters. I think number 9 is two men – oooooh how bitchy of me.
Linda Andrews | Jan 9, 2010 | Reply
i love jordans wedding dress when i get married i am going to have one
Anna | May 11, 2010 | Reply