Monthly Archives: October 2009
Get married at a lap dance club in Essex
Wedding in an Essex strip club anyone ?
We’ve long been saying that Essex is a fantastic place to get married, with over a hundred licensed wedding venues in Essex to choose from, coupled with some of the most historic and beautiful churches, we truly believe that getting married in Essex is the perfect start to your wedded life together.
Katz Gentleman’s Club in Basildon, Essex
And according to this week’s National press, Phil Warren and Lynfa Lawson also agree with our statement, however, they chose not to opt for one of our county’s magnificent Victorian Manors, or exquisite hotels for their wedding day, instead they got married in Katz Gentleman’s Club in Basildon, Essex.
According to reports, Katz applied for a wedding licence back in August, as Phil and Lynfa had met there, they decided it was the perfect place for them to exchange their vows.
Lap Dancing Weddings Venues
Dean Kayne, the general manager at Katz Gentleman’s Club in Basildon thinks they have found a niche in the wedding market “As far as I know we are the first strip club in the country with a licence to hold weddings.” he said.
The club use a registrar from Brentwood to marry the couples, and people can organise their own entertainment and caterers.
Sounds like an interesting prospect, but if you’re planning a slightly more traditional wedding, you may wish to browse our list of wedding venues in Essex, most of which are less likely to have poles from their ceilings.
Top 10 worst wedding photos
Top 10 Worst Wedding Photos
Yesterday we blogged about the newlyweds who sued their wedding photographer over his pathetic attempt to capture their special day on film. But that article left us thinking, what are the worst wedding photos of all time ?
So here we’ve compiled our worst 10 wedding photographs for your amusement
Number 10 – Drunken Bride
Looks to us that this bride would rather spend her big day with her big bottle rather then her new husband.

Boozy Bride
Number 9 – The Happy Couple
This wedding photo clearly captured the magic of the day, with the beaming bride delighted at her choice of husband.

The Happy Couple
Number 8 – Half a wedding dress
The wedding photographer snapped away whilst the bride suddenly realised she’d only ordered half a wedding dress.

The garter is the same size as the skirt
Number 7 – Bridal Bathroom
“Dear wedding photographer, please ensure you take plenty of photos of me and my bridesmaids relaxing before the ceremony.”

Who's holding the toilet paper ?
Number 6 – Katie Price aka Jordan
Yes, well, Katie’s wedding dress choice proved everything we need to know about that girl’s sophistication.

Remember those knitted toilet roll holders ?
Number 5 – Stripper’s Wedding Dress
I bet the groom loved this dress, and his mates, and their football buddies, just not her new mother in law perhaps.

Wedding Bikini
Number 4 – Beached Whale spoils wedding day
The wedding photographer wasn’t quite alert enough to pause whilst this lady walked through the background. Some Photoshop editing required here.

Porkie Passer By
Number 3 – Groom snogs Best Man
Probably the least flattering wedding photo of all time, how to make the bridal party all look stupid at once.

I love you man, I've always loved you
Number 2 – Class and Decorum on your Wedding Day
The photographer needed no zoom lens here, it was obvious who the “happy pair” where.

What a happy couple
And at Number 1 - The wedding photograph that has to be the worst of all time, just imagine the bride’s face when she sat down to look at her wedding photos after returning from her happy honeymoon.

Bum Deal for the Bride
Think you’ve seen worst wedding photographs ? Leave your comments below and we’ll try and beat these 10 howlers soon.




