Monthly Archives: October 2009

Get married at a lap dance club in Essex

Wedding in an Essex strip club anyone ?

We’ve long been saying that Essex is a fantastic place to get married, with over a hundred licensed wedding venues in Essex to choose from, coupled with some of the most historic and beautiful churches, we truly believe that getting married in Essex is the perfect start to your wedded life together.

Katz Gentleman’s Club in Basildon, Essex

And according to this week’s National press, Phil Warren and Lynfa Lawson also agree with our statement, however, they chose not to opt for one of our county’s magnificent Victorian Manors, or exquisite hotels for their wedding day, instead they got married in Katz Gentleman’s Club in Basildon, Essex.

According to reports, Katz applied for a wedding licence back in August, as Phil and Lynfa had met there, they decided it was the perfect place for them to exchange their vows.

Lap Dancing Weddings Venues

Dean Kayne, the general manager at Katz Gentleman’s Club in Basildon thinks they have found a niche in the wedding market “As far as I know we are the first strip club in the country with a licence to hold weddings.” he said.

The club use a registrar from Brentwood to marry the couples, and people can organise their own entertainment and caterers.

Sounds like an interesting prospect, but if you’re planning a slightly more traditional wedding, you may wish to browse our list of wedding venues in Essex, most of which are less likely to have poles from their ceilings.

Top 10 worst wedding photos

Top 10 Worst Wedding Photos

Yesterday we blogged about the newlyweds who sued their wedding photographer over his pathetic attempt to capture their special day on film. But that article left us thinking, what are the worst wedding photos of all time ?

So here we’ve compiled our worst 10 wedding photographs for your amusement

Number 10 – Drunken Bride
Looks to us that this bride would rather spend her big day with her big bottle rather then her new husband.

Boozy Bride

Boozy Bride

Number 9 – The Happy Couple
This wedding photo clearly captured the magic of the day, with the beaming bride delighted at her choice of husband.

The Happy Couple

The Happy Couple


Number 8 – Half a wedding dress

The wedding photographer snapped away whilst the bride suddenly realised she’d only ordered half a wedding dress.

The garter is the same size as the skirt

The garter is the same size as the skirt

Number 7 – Bridal Bathroom
“Dear wedding photographer, please ensure you take plenty of photos of me and my bridesmaids relaxing before the ceremony.”

Who's holding the toilet paper ?

Who's holding the toilet paper ?

Number 6 – Katie Price aka Jordan
Yes, well, Katie’s wedding dress choice proved everything we need to know about that girl’s sophistication.

Remember those knitted toilet roll holders ?

Remember those knitted toilet roll holders ?

Number 5 – Stripper’s Wedding Dress
I bet the groom loved this dress, and his mates, and their football buddies, just not her new mother in law perhaps.

Wedding Bikini

Wedding Bikini

Number 4 – Beached Whale spoils wedding day
The wedding photographer wasn’t quite alert enough to pause whilst this lady walked through the background. Some Photoshop editing required here.

Porkie Passer By

Porkie Passer By

Number 3 – Groom snogs Best Man
Probably the least flattering wedding photo of all time, how to make the bridal party all look stupid at once.

I love you man, I've always loved you

I love you man, I've always loved you

Number 2 – Class and Decorum on your Wedding Day
The photographer needed no zoom lens here, it was obvious who the “happy pair” where.

What a happy couple

What a happy couple


And at Number 1
- The wedding photograph that has to be the worst of all time, just imagine the bride’s face when she sat down to look at her wedding photos after returning from her happy honeymoon.

Bum Deal for the Bride

Bum Deal for the Bride

Think you’ve seen worst wedding photographs ? Leave your comments below and we’ll try and beat these 10 howlers soon.

The worst wedding photographs

Having read this story in the papers this morning, we were scrambling to ensure it didn’t happen in Essex, and luckily for our Essex bridal parties, this awful wedding photographer appears to be from West Yorkshire.

For those of you who missed the story, newlyweds Sylvia and Mark paid Gareth Bowyers of Fresh Images a whopping £1,450 to be their wedding photographer. The package was supposed to contain a series of high quality photographs as you’d expect for that kind of fee, instead they received out of focus shots, snaps of bored guests, and random close-ups of cars.
The bungling photographer also managed to chop their heads of in some of the wedding photos.

Bowers was also in charge of the videographer, and failed to edit out a section of the DVD where the cameraman dropped the equipment and swore.

Marc and Sylvia are suing Fresh Images for breach of contract – hardly surprising at Bowers even managed to spell the bride’s name “Slyvia” on the wedding’s thank you cards he made to send out to their families.

The couple had met up with Bowers on several occasions in the run up to their wedding, and discussed specific requirements to make sure the wedding photographs were planned to perfection. However, on their wedding day, another team turned up at the bride’s home in Wakefield.

Sylvia said: “It unnerved me a bit but I just decided I had to get on with it and thought everything would be fine.

“But things went from bad to worse as the photographer and videographer kept missing important key points throughout the day.

“He missed us turning up at the reception and also missed the cutting of the cake and you can see how angry I’m getting on the wedding video – I even do a psycho slashing knife action, which I can’t believe they left in.”

Thankfully, last week a judge found in favour of Mr & Mrs Days and critised Bowers’ wedding business practices, inappropriate photos and woefully inadequate service. The judge then ordered Bowers to pay back £500 of the £1,450 they paid him.
Delivering his judgement at Pontefract County Court, Judge Nightingale said: “It is not just the quality of the photographs, but the subject of the photos is unworthy of wedding photographs.”

To see the dreadful photographs – then have a look at the Sun newspaper.

If you’re looking for high quality wedding photographers in Essex, then browse through our website. We do of course recommend that you spend time with your wedding photographer before the event, see samples of their previous work, check any organisations they may be members of, and ensure it will be them who arrives on your wedding day to perform the role of wedding photographer.