Bride marries three times in one day
By admin on Apr 1, 2009 in Wedding Related Articles
You may be shocked to hear that a bride has married three different men in the same day.
Mrs April Loof of Manchester started her wedding day walking up the aisle to marry 1st husband Daniel, everything was going well until moments after the registrar proclaimed them the new “Husband and Wife” at which point Daniel had second thoughts running out of the ceremony to gasps from the wedding guests.
After long conversations, several tears and much anger from April, she decided that this was to be the happiest day of her life and decided Daniel was not the man for her, turned to his best man and oldest friend Peter for support.
Peter, then announced his undying love for April and claimed to of loved her since the moment they first met.
Delighted by the response, the registrars confirmed that as the registry hadn’t been completed between April and Daniel, the second wedding to Peter could go ahead.
Half way through the 2nd ceremony, the registrars asked the usual “Does anyone know of any reason why these two people cannot be joined in matrimony” – at which point a lady in the seats behind them stood up and announced that they were actually brother and sister and the wedding should be immediately stopped.
Further tears, anger and long conversations later, April found that Peter was in actual fact her long lost brother and informed him it was best that he left immediately.
Just as they were about to finally put the wedding guests out of their misery, another man dropped to one knee and asked April to marry him, as he thought he would never marry and the moment was fate.
Being awash with the romantic gesture, April shocked the wedding guests one more time and said YES !
After a short argument with her father about her morales and reasons for wanting to get married, April Loof married Richard Fools and lived the rest of her life happy as Mrs April Fools.


Possibly the worst April Fools joke on the internet
A+ for effort though !
Duke | Apr 5, 2009 | Reply